About The Parties
House Party Rules
We try to keep the rules to a minimum, but sufficient to ensure that most people have an enjoyable time.
The Number 1 Rule at all of our events is: No always means NO.
The Number 2 Rule at all of our events is: Stop always means STOP.
No Always means NO and stop always means STOP - if anyone says no or stop when you ask, or attempt to join them, please respect them and retire.
- If you persist you will be asked to leave the party.
- If you hear someone saying no or stop and the other person is not stopping, step in and help stop the offender.
- Continuing to touch a person who has said no or stop is a sexual assault.
- We will support any victim of such an assault should they wish to press charges.
- No still means no and stop still means STOP even if you have agreed other safe words.
- The reason for this is that when under stress a person can forget an agreed word or phrase, whereas everyone remembers and understands NO! and STOP!.
No Guests Under 18 - We leave pedophilia to the experts in the churches.
No Prostitution - We are a Genuine Swingers Event
- We do not employ anyone to have sex with guests.
- Swingers do not charge each other for sex.
- People who charge for sex are prostitutes.
- We do not allow guests at our events to charge for sex.
- We do not allow guests at our events to solicit.
- If anyone at our parties asks for money for sex, or for your company please tell us, they will be asked to leave.
- If any member of our site asks you for money to meet, please show us the emails or messages and we will remove their profile.
- No one at any Genuine Swingers Club or Party is paid to have sex with the other guests.
- No one at any Genuine Swingers Club or Swingers Party will charge you for sex.
- If you are charged for sex the Party or Club is actually a brothel and the person charging you is a madam, pimp or prostitute.
Party Donation - We ask our guests to contribute to the costs of running the party.
- The entry donation is a contribution towards the cost of running the party.
- The parties are non profit. Read More About Donations
- You are not paying for sex - we do not guarantee you will have sex, that is dependent on the attraction between you and the other guests.
- If you do not want to contribute, please do not ask to attend and go run your own parties.
Safe Zones - If you need to get away from the action.
- The Kitchen/dining area is the Safe Zone.
- Sex is not allowed in the Safe Zone.
- You will still see naked people passing through the safe zone.
Sex is Not Guaranteed - Swingers only play with people they are attracted to.
- Over the years we have had many single men assume that as they are allowed to attend a party they can have sex with anyone they want.
- This is not the case. Everyone at a Genuine Swingers Party or Real Swingers Club are attending for their own enjoyment.
- Guests will only have fun with people they find attractive.
- Every Guest can say No to any other guest at any time without offering a reason.
- We do not issue a refund if a man has failed to get any action.
Smokers - No Smoking or Vaping in the house.
- We allow the smoking and vaping of tobacco and Cannabis products on the back deck, and in Jo's smoke shack.
- Please put your stubs/butts into one of the ash trays provided, throwing them onto the grass or stubbing them out on the deck is not allowed, we have dogs who will find your butts and try to eat them.
No hard drugs - We have a no drugs policy.
- There are no drugs, with the exception of Viagra and Cialis that have any positive effects for boosting or helping sexual performance.
- Most drugs will actually have a negative effect on your sexual performance.
- People who think drugs improve their performence are actually under the influence of the drug.
- It is also more fun to have a partner who is able to communicate coherently.
- If you find it necessary to use drugs please do so elsewhere before you arrive at the party.
- We reserve the right to decline entry to people noticeably intoxicated from drug or alcohol use.
- Do not bring any illegal drugs onto our property.
- Anyone found using "date rape" drugs, or dealing any drugs will be reported to the police.
Easy on the alcohol - a drunk is not an attractive swinging partner, and excess drinking will impair your performance.
- We reserve the right to decline entry to people noticeably intoxicated from drug or alcohol use.
- An intoxicated person does not have the ability to make clear decisions about who they want to play with.
- An intoxicated person is unable to give legal consent to play.
Don't Get The Hosts Drunk
- We have had several occasions where people will make a drink for the hosts - very kind.
- However some people find it amusing to put a lot of alcohol into the drinks which has led to intoxication.
- It is hard to keep track of how many drinks you have had when your glass seems to be full all the time.
No open drinks upstairs - Spillages Happen
- Please only take bottled or canned drinks upstairs.
- After several parties we have had to have the carpets cleaned due to coffee stains.
No drinks in glasses or bottles outside - Accidents happen and glasses get broken.
- There are plastic glasses for outdoor use beside the back door.
- Please return plastic glasses to the kitchen for washing.
- Please throw empty cans and plastic bottles into the blue recycle bins.
No pressure - attendance at a party does not mean you, or anyone else, are obliged to have sex.
- Do not try to force, coerce or persuade anyone to do anything they don't want to do - not even your own partner.
- Do not do anything you do not want to do.
- If someone tries to do something you have agreed was of limits tell them stop. If they persist yell No or Stop, someone will come to your assistance.
Condoms - The use of a condom is a personal choice.
- We do not monitor condom use.
- If either person playing wishes to use a condom then a condom must be used.
- If both of you are happy to play bareback - play on.
- We have a supply of condoms, we leave a couple of dozen in a basket each play room, in the lounge and a basket of condoms on the bar.
- See our advice on What to Bring to a Party
Condom Removal During Sex - Now legally referred to as Stealthing.
- If you are having sex with someone and have agreed to use a condom, do not remove it until play is finished.
- Stealthing is not acceptable at our parties.
- In many countries it is a criminal offence for a man to remove a condom without the knowledge of their partner.
- In many countries and most Canadian provinces this is now classed as a sexual assault or rape.
No Sex in the Hot Tub - Petting is fine, but please do not cum in the Hot Tub.
- The Hot Tub is emptied after every event, but cum is not good for the filters.
- Cum also takes time to breakdown and dissolve, so the next users may get an unwanted face splash of cum.
- Men: Don't use the tub if you are trying to concieve:
- Water temperatures over 30C damages / kills the sperm in your testicles!
- It takes about 74 days for the body to produce a fresh set of undamaged sperm.
- A man will produce millions of new sperm each day. What’s less known is that this sperm takes anywhere from 2 and half to 3 months to fully mature. New sperm that’s made in the testicles initially lack the ability to move and fertilize eggs.
- Can you get pregnant in a hot tub? - You can only get pregnant in a hot tub if you are having unprotected sex.
- Sperm is killed very quickly by the hot water and chemicals.
Open bedroom doors - are an invitation to others to come in and watch and maybe join in the fun.
Closed bedroom doors - please respect the privacy of people in the room.
- Closed doors are not a preferred action, as it reduces the amount of play areas for everyone.
- We have a limited amount of playrooms, it is unfair on the other guests if a room is blocked for a long period for a private party.
- In response to people blocking rooms for extended periods of time (one couple 3 hours!) we have now reached a compromise with the couples requesting no closed doors.
- At our couples and singles parties the doors may be closed for private play until 10pm.
- After 10pm you may enter rooms even when the door is closed.
- The no means NO rule still applies.
- Doors may not be closed at Greedy Girl Events.
- If you encounter a closed playroom door at a Greedy Girl Event you may open it and enter.
Cameras and camera phones are not allowed - if you want some pix of you in action let Jo or David know, and we will take them before or after the party for you.
- Please leave your cameras and camera phones in your car or locker.
No Recording Devices - If anyone is found filming or recording we reserve the right to take and destroy the recording.
No Journalism - By attending the party you confirm that you are only there for your own pleasure and not undertaking any research for an article to be broadcast or published in any form.
No On-Duty Enforcement Officers - Any on-duty enforcement officers attending without a warrant will be considered trespassers and will be sued as such.
Be open minded - everyone is at the party for consensual sex and fun with other people.
- If that is not what you want - please don't come.
- We all like different things, if someone is doing something you do not enjoy, do not watch.
- Please, only do what you want to do. You can say No or Stop at anytime to anyone.
Don't stay in the playrooms and talk - this is very off-putting for everyone - it's ok to watch, preferred if you join in.
- Don't stand and critique the action.
- When you have finished playing, put your used condoms (tied and wrapped in a tissue), used tissues and wipes in the bin and wet towels in the hamper and vacate the playroom so that other people can play.
- If you want to talk to someone please go to either the bar or the kitchen area.
Avoid Discussing Politics or Religion - People attend swingers parties for fun.
- We do not want the event to be spoiled by arguments.
Squirting - Please be considerate. Ladies, if you are a squirter please put some towels on the bed before playing, and put them in a hamper afterwards.
- Spare towels can be found in the cupboards in all 3 bathrooms, there are 50+ towels on each level of the house.
- The mattresses all have protectors on them, but guests following you will not enjoy playing on a wet bed.
- We are not a club, so we don't have staff running around cleaning up after you.
- We understand accidents also happen, so if you do make a mess please let David know, so that he can clear it up and put clean linens on the bed.
Dirty Bedding - Sex is a messy pastime!
- If you notice that the bed you have been playing on has a wet spot, please let Jo or David or one of their helpers know.
- We have spare linens in every room for when this happens.
No Scat or pissing games - We do not have the facilities for them.
- We hold our parties in our home, we do not appreciate cleaning feces and/or urine from the beds or bathrooms.
For further information on good party behavior see the etiquette page